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holding up a grown man and a teenager your own weight with one arm each?? okay miss girl, I see those pull ups coming into clutch
No but you don't understand. It's so much more impressive than that.
Pullups use like a fuck ton of large muscles in the back and core including the lats, abs, traps, etc. Those muscles can handle a lot more weight, hence why people can pull the weight of their entire body.
What Valerie's doing is a lateral raise, which is an exercise that pretty much isolates the lateral deltoids in the shoulder, with a little bit of assistance from the anterior delts too. Delts are not as large or strong as the larger muscles used in pullups, and thus people typically practice lat raises at a MUCH lower weight than one would for a pullup.
For example, I currently do lat raises using 10lbs dumbbells on each side (3 sets of 8-10). And here Valerie is doing fucking insane numbers on each side, literally lifting A FULL HUMAN per hand like they're just a mild annoyance.
My girl is hitting JUICED numbers here. She is insane. A god amongst us mere mortals.
@lexosaurus Every healthy fandom for an action series should have at least one (1) friendly resident gym bro and this is why.
I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”
It has officially been one year since I met aliens at Kmart and the Kmart in question no longer exists.
The Aliens took the K-Mart back home with them?
THAT WAS MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Literally me!!! Little girl!!! That was me!!! (I’m a guy now but that was me!!!)
Okay for context, long story short,
Our family is really weird. Really weird. We’re not aliens (at least not that I know of although it’d explain some things) and yet I was a weird kid. Normal autistim child. Mom says that I called everyone ‘humans’ which is really funny — shes always told me that humans are humans, and yet you dont have to be human to be a people (example: cats, bunnies, dogs, et cetera — not human, but still people). Aka mom never corrected me because i was right. Of course she also calls humans humans because we are. I still call people humans but yes. Back to story. Went off topic there.
A long while back, like maybe five years ago, I asked mom if I’m anywhere on the Internet, because given how weird our family is, that wouldn’t be surprising.
She replied that yes, she believes so, because she found a tumblr post that happened earlier that day mentioning an alien encounter in K mart. This exact post.
When she saw it, she was really confused, because wait. My child. With my husband (who transitioned a few years back so is now my other mom!!!). Earlier today. At K mart.
She checked with mom and yes, that interaction did happen, they laughed about it and went about their day. When she told me about this a few years back, she didn’t remember what store, only that it doesn’t exist.
Finally, it recently circulated in conversation again, and since mom remembered the name I have found the post!!!
TLDR; I’m the alien, and hi :) we’re doing fine
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
The daily life of a postman
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one of my favorite pastimes is telling mario "fans" that a canon mario game exists where luigi died, went to hell, met and became god
WHY DOES THIS HAVE OVER 1,000 NOTES
Mario Heritage Post
i learned of “Box beds” – cabinets with beds in them and, sometimes, lockable doors – were used for privacy and safety in parts of rural medieval Europe before individual bedrooms were common. They became fashionable even in homes with bedrooms and remained in use in Scotland into the 1900s (x)
I don’t want a swimming pool, I want a box bed/nook bed
Ohhhhhhh man this unlocks Primal Instinct
Nest!!!! Cozy!!!!!
So this is pretty much a shit post.
But you know how in old myths hades was the God of wealth.
Like he could just command jewels to grow from the ground and stuff.
Well what if after Danny becomes the new King of the underworld he gets the same ability?
Like what if he just shows up to the White House with a 70 pound diamond, drops it on the presidents desk and is like
"Here this should cover 1/4 of your countries Debt. I would like to use this to buy one peace treaty please."
He fuckin would though, this is how it works right? You bring an offering and you get a peace treaty? and the President is like "Who are you how did you get in here what is this?" and Danny just is like "Well this is a diamond and I'm Phantom, Ghost King nice to meet you, and I'd like for me and my people to stop being treated like non sentient creatures and for you to uh, well tell the GIW dudes to stop whatever their deal is. Also rescind the Ecto-Acts? in exchange for this diamond." Long awkward silence. "So... are we cool?" "Ghost King?" "Is that all you got out of that?" "I'm sorry I'm still caught up on the part ghosts are real and have a king and you're what 12?" "14!"
my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.
the url makes this so much funnier
I think it would be really cool if there was an AU where the whole of Amity Park was convinced that Danny Fenton died in the lab accident. After all, who gets shocked with an entire dimension’s worth of electricity and lives? Nobody. Nobody could survive that.
So they pity the Fenton family, particularly the parents who, for some reason, refuse to believe their son is dead. They send him off to school and make him meals just like a regular living boy, but somehow remain confused when their perfectly functional ghost-hunting equipment locks in on him. They somehow never suspect that their own son is the very thing they spend their lives trying to dissect and destroy.
But Danny… the ghost of Danny… he’s clearly not malevolent. And it’s obvious he doesn’t know he’s dead.
The second month of freshman year, when Danny Fenton came trudging through the halls like a typical teenager too tired to be at school on a Monday morning, the whole school froze. The boy (ghost?) didn’t seem to notice as he grabbed his schoolbooks from his locker, and headed towards first period like it was normal.
The news of the Fenton Works lab accident had been on every Amity Park news station the week before. A tragedy, someone so young and hopeful meeting such a miserable end.
And yet, the Fentons did not appear to grieve.
The ghost of Danny Fenton acted as he did before his untimely demise, and if one didn’t know better, they’d be convinced he was still alive.
However, little things gave it away.
Every room Danny entered was immediately the temperature of a meat cooler. Students took to having jackets on hand if they shared a class with him. He didn’t have a pulse either, which Coach Tetslaff found out one day when Dash Baxter hurled a ball just a bit too hard at the smaller teen, apparently knocking the boy out.
The most damning evidence of all, however, was the fact that Danny Fenton didn’t age.
One could consider him a late bloomer, but it was obvious something was up by junior year as his best friends, Tucker Foley and Samantha Manson had gained inches on him, starting to look more like young adults and less like the awkward duo of adolescents they were at the beginning of freshman year. Yet Danny looked the same as always, face as young and bright as it was at the beginning of high school, never aging past the edge of fourteen.
But Danny was no beast or monster as the Doctors Fenton claimed. He was quiet, and peaceful, and although a bit of a slacker from Mr.Lancer’s perspective, a good kid who just wanted a second chance at life.
So no one acknowledged his miraculous return from the dead.
They treated him like any other student or teenager. Dash Baxter shoved him into lockers like normal, students ignored him in the halls, and teachers called him in for detention if he had late work or missing assignments.
It was the least they could do. The longer they delayed the Fenton’s finding out about their son, the longer they could keep him safe, allow him to live his second chance at a normal adolescence.
After all, there were other benevolent ghosts too, like Phantom. Surely it was the right thing to do to protect this one innocent spirit?
i know i just reblogged this but these tags are a MASTERPIECE
oh my fucking god
s-screaming
Idk why the funniest part of this to me is that dash is like "😬 dang Fenton died? He's a ghost?! Guess I'd better make sure to keep beating him up. It's the least I can do." like HIMBO PLEASE

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I’m so much more productive after the sun goes down. While the sun is up I feel the weight of having to do things and it just overwhelms me.
But when the sun has gone to bed suddenly my time is my own. I can do with it what I will and oftentimes that means the cleaning I’ve been meaning to do, the projects I’ve been putting off. They suddenly don’t seem overwhelming to me.
I like it when the sun goes down.
Ah, your ancestors were the ones who kept the night watch around the campfire
I’m sorry but this is genuinely the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
WW2 SIREN
British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941
i’ve finally found my drawing style
i drew a picture of your oc
i hope you dont mind that i put some of my headcanons in it
fucking how
WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING
excuse me, but can i join the fandom?
i saw that his right arm is slightly short compared to the left one so i added my headcanon for it
IT GOT BETTER
Hey i’m new to the fandom but i love that headcanon so i added onto it by fixing them up!
Plot twist: They built it themselves
Still my favorite post
this is great
This post never fails to make me smile, but it always makes me think. I know it started as a playful joke but look how people reacted! They joined on and added fanart. They were kind and respectful.
Now imagine this is someone (likely a kid) thats just starting to explore art! Imagine if we all reacted like this to their “ cringey ” ocs and wonky anatomy doodles!!! Do you know how happy and inspired they would be? I just wish more people built up young artists because if we keep criticizing them and telling them their art isnt good enough you know what thats going to do? Make them not want to create, be ashamed of what they do, and feel bad about liking things.
I would rather take 15-20 mins out of my life to sketch somebodys oc then take 2 seconds and post a hurtful comment
To all the young artists out there: KEEP DOING IT, FLOOD EVERY PLATFORM WITH YOUR FAVORITE OCS,DRAW YOU AND YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS, DRAW WHAT YOU WANT TO DRAW, WE ONLY HAVE SO MUCH TIME ON THIS EARTH I DONT WANT YOU TO WASTE IT ON WORRYING ABOUT NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH
this is so pure oml
This has restored my faith in humanity, bless all of you ❤️
Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.
Crime porthole
this was designed by cats
Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.
You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

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Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.
Crime porthole
this was designed by cats
Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.
You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.
(via meanboysclub)
The last one
Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals
I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”
“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”
*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*
I’m going to point out that this sounds like the system working as intended bc if your dog is actually currently in a bag its not going to like, run off and bother other passengers or piss/shit where is not supposed to.
Like, yep. This works. If your dog’s well behaved enough to stay in a bag, THAT’s when it’s allowed on the subway.
That last comment was my EXACT thought.