Holy Pachinko In Hell

Duckman

of all people says it, it must be true.

To quote my favorite game The Stanley Parable:

GEE LIKE FUCK YOU STAFF

Wait WHAAATT??

Excuse-me? Pardon me?

We will not be having this. Time to shake Staff to get answers.

@staff why the fuck did you ban Gooseworx? Bring my goat back! I need my dose of psychedelic content!

COME ON AND SLAM!!!!!!!! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!!!!!!!!!

Im unsure if these fandoms collide, but I had fun :D

In anyways, beautiful art piece, had to reblog.

I’ve seen so many fans want Timekeeper to effortlessly destroy ShadowMilk, and while I’m praying for his downfall out of my (affectionate) hate for his deceitful ass, I think most who genuinely want this to happen are just speaking out of their Shadow Milk hate boner. 

ShadowMilk’s Act 2 villain arc would probably be more like Dark Enchantress: prominent in the first few eps of the first arc and laying low for the next couple until he becomes front and center in the finale. Love him or Hate him he’s not leaving anytime soon.  

I’m just reiterating what I said earlier but the best case scenario for the Dynamic between TimeKeeper and ShadowMilk is if they were almost equals. Timekeeper maintains a self assured upper hand but ShadowMilk keeps exceeding their expectations and becoming more of a challenge. A cat and mouse chase where they keep outsmarting each other but never fully finishing the other off. 

I say this because Shadowmilk is quite similar to Timekeeper (from the few crob eps watched). From his music theme, aspects of his demeanor, his nature and dynamic with Pure Vanilla (I swear they just copied and pasted from Operation Timeguard when writing Beast Yeast episode 7). I can say with confidence that Timekeeper was in mind when designing and writing SMilk’s story the whole time, for goodness sake time is a huge theme in his beast yeast episodes. I don’t think (hope) Shadowmilk will “ruin” Timekeeper’s powerful omniscient edge, if anything I think they'll bounce off each other very well (especially since it seems that they'll be delving in the more serious/deeper side of Keeper’s character in this arc)  

wether or not timekeeper can just beat smilk or not(i personally think she can) it doesnt really matter because the answer is either way she isnt going to because that wouldnt be fun/would be less interesting than playing smilk's game until she has to close the curtains on his show

i feel like Save the Future is the best example of this, Timekeeper is 100% aware of everything that is about to go down, she knows the problems that the time manipulator will bring, she knows that this could cause her to spiral into ROTEF due to massive timeline changes

she still prefers to sit by and watch instead of stopping croissant herself and prevent the disaster, wich leads to String gummy having to go back in time to prevent it himself