ubi mel ibi apes

(That's an uppercase i to hide the UI, not a lower case L)

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

Sunscreen is a health product, not a cosmetic one. It's basically medical. Don't throw it out with the cosmetic and ~wellness~ stuff.

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

the angel doesn't say "BE NOT AFRAID" because a cosmic entity as old as time just appeared in your bedroom in vaguely human shape. The angel says BE NOT AFRAID because the next thing they're about to say is "I BRING YOU A MISSION FROM GOD" and oh boy does that really put a wrench in your plans for the rest of the week

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

That gif is literally perfect