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i might look fine on the outside but deep down i am always praying for america's death

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

My maybe outdated old person unpopular opinion is that podcasts have no business being video instead of just audio

who up missing they friends #myfriends

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

they really don't prepare you for how much of having a chronic illness is just being angry about it

studies will describe your condition like "profoundly impacts the quality of life" and "dramatically reduces productive capacity" and "debilitating and incapacitating symptoms and worse prognosis" and then tell you that professionals are not often familiar with it and it's often underdiagnosed and recognized at more advanced stages if at all. and they will expect you to not be unfathomably angry about that!

did someone set gwtting out of bed to hard mode or what

i hate when things aren’t my business #whatisgoingon #dontleavemehanging #tellmesomethingplease

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

trans girls will have the most beautiful voices just so casually

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother

it's called the weekend because it is a time when you're weakened