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i might look fine on the outside but deep down i am always praying for america's death

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

<3 is so powerful

ID: a cartoon drawing of a black dog viewed from the side. In a spiky blue speech bubble in handwritten blue capital letters it reads “Oh wait! I’m becoming everything I ever wanted to be!” End ID

#mynothing

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men

welcome to my blog im annoying

i may be the worst blog you follow but you still follow me

250 years of the United States here's to another 0 more 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

im like an older person but younger

thank you for being weird. if you're weird I love you

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun