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dyke up or die

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

images: novelty lighter shaped like a shrimp. its head flicks to the side to reveal the lighter top. end ID.

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

I think a car should be able to heal from its injuries. Its a living thing.

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

hangout idea: we listen to music but its only my music and i force you to listen to every song i like