hunting my dreams

i didnt expect these to hit so hard but then they kept going and going….my god

The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

Why is it always about "i have to make my own choices even if it's gonna hurt. i have to stop thinking about the ways it could go wrong and have a little hope. i have to stop trying to please everyone else and just be. i have to believe that even if it sucks, it's not the end. it's fixable" and why the fuck do i never do any of that

Need a DunkBaelor Love Actually AU where Baelor is the perfect prime minister, and Dunk is the bumbling assistant who makes Baelor forget every lecture on ethics in public office and workplace professionalism.

And it could have more storylines too, eg Raymun as the guy who falls in love with his co film star doing a sex scene (cause that would fit Red so well) and Maekar as the guy going on a retreat and falling in love

These days, it's not enough to have ten years of experience and be under twenty-five, as it used to be on the job market. No, these days you have to (checks notes) lay down your life.

There are hardly any female werewolves because they break all the classic rules of femininity. They force you to confront female violence, strength, size, grotesqueness and uncontrollability. Historically female shapeshifters always shift into something dangerous (snake) or sleek (cat) or dainty (bird) but female werewolves ignore the masculine gaze completely. They're distorted beasts that have no ulterior motive except to destroy. Nothing about them is nurturing or modest. They're the opposite of what a woman "should be." Their omission from pop culture is not an accident.

Not a werewolf but I low-key think this is one of the reasons I loved animorphs so much, pretty popular fashionable Rachel morphing into a badass grizzly bear and tearing people's limbs off, head-first into the fighting every time.

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.

“you haven’t gotten to this chapter of the book yet”

More often than i would like to, i end up telling my students, "it sounds cliche, but one day you'll know what i'm talking about" and i always feel so fucking annoying, but it really is like that

Obviously I have to disagree, because the best relic is the skull of St. Zdislava, simply because it was stolen from where it was being displayed by a guy who didn't like that it was on display and wanted to bury the skull so that she would have peace. Obviously that has to be the winner, at least in our little corner (heart) of the world.

oscar tully’s gotta be having the time of his life, combat ptsd aside. boomer coworker he doesn’t rlly like gets traded for a better one. mogs the lord commander of the kingsguard. makes some friends. hangs out with his cool gay aunt. puts his tully sass genes to good use. go white boy go!

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

it's so cool how in an effort to own the techbros left wing gen-Zers have genuinely speedran their descent into boomerhood. "i think we need to acknowledge that our parents were right, we shouldn't have had access to phones at such a young age" actually i don't think that's true. no well i suppose in your case your parents were probably correct in their assumption that you lacked the mental capacity to be allowed on the internet unsupervised, but i don't think that generalises out to the rest of the population