hunting my dreams

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

You get the same stuff when studying geography. Once, our lecturer was like "and it is recent. by recent we mean less than 11 thousand years old" or something. And I also studied linguistics, so I was just like "hmm, interesting use of the word recent"

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

I once watched umbrella academy on some pirate site and didn’t notice that they had a different order of the episodes than usual. So I watched the last episode thinking "damn, the creators are really not fucking with exposition here are they"

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

i didnt expect these to hit so hard but then they kept going and going….my god

The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

Why is it always about "i have to make my own choices even if it's gonna hurt. i have to stop thinking about the ways it could go wrong and have a little hope. i have to stop trying to please everyone else and just be. i have to believe that even if it sucks, it's not the end. it's fixable" and why the fuck do i never do any of that

Need a DunkBaelor Love Actually AU where Baelor is the perfect prime minister, and Dunk is the bumbling assistant who makes Baelor forget every lecture on ethics in public office and workplace professionalism.

And it could have more storylines too, eg Raymun as the guy who falls in love with his co film star doing a sex scene (cause that would fit Red so well) and Maekar as the guy going on a retreat and falling in love

These days, it's not enough to have ten years of experience and be under twenty-five, as it used to be on the job market. No, these days you have to (checks notes) lay down your life.