The No-Crime Dairy Queen

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

I am so happy they gave us Gale Boetticher in breaking bad lol. like here's the picture perfect lab assistant for Walt. someone else who doesn't exclusively exist in the world of crime. an academic. a true science appreciator and understander. mild mannered, a good listener, someone who is willing and able to follow all of Walt's directions. someone intelligent and responsible. like we need Gale as a contrast to Jesse to illustrate how Walt's feelings and desires to have Jesse around completely defy the logic and reason Walt is always pretending to put on a pedestal! It's honestly so funny because Gale clearly has all the respect and admiration for Walt that he demands from Jesse but Walt just isn't interested in having that from anyone else. it's truly the moment when Walt is forced to admit to himself that it's Jesse and it has to be Jesse, no one else. just Jesse. lol I'm crazy

period cramps gender dysphoria on the iron throne was so on the nose but it was good so i dont even care. what if your body physically recoiled at the seat you've placed it upon. what if the literal site where your body touches the throne is soaked in blood. what if you wanted to bring the symbolic phallic sword. what if you didnt because its not who you are. what if you started bleeding the moment you put it aside. how romantic it must be to be locked away in a castle and made to squeeze out heirs. how romantic it must be to be locked away in a castle and finally sit on the iron throne! what if it was uncomfortable. what if you werent made for this because no one is made for this. what if your womb was a grave. what if it was reminding you right now. what if the thing that you have resented as your defining feature your entire life decided to torture you during the moment you've waited your entire life for. your father bled on this throne too when he pricked his fingers on its sharp edges. is that blood any different? your two eldest sons are dead would you like a bodily reminder that you can have more targaryen heirs? isn't that what its all about? more targaryen heirs? more and more and more targaryen heirs? dont you want to give birth again dont you want to live in this castle and squeeze out more targaryen heirs? dont you wish you were your father your uncle your half-brother dont you wish you were literally anyone else. do you think you would have started bleeding if you just brought the sword. do you think you would have started bleeding if you were just someone else. dont forget your father bled too

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

black mackerel tabby

Some day we are going to do circle time discussion questions about this. But probably not today

watching sinners with an inflation calculator open in a second tab so i can understand just what kinda money the smokestack twins are throwing around. nerdiest possible movie experience i think.

the only reason they murdered otto was because of everything that he did. i’m fucking SICK we must overthrow the system of corruption that silences evil viziers !

They can kill you now just because you deserved to die it is so fucked what we are coming to