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@madotarisato
i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard
<] :)
This is the wizard who runs my computer
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Villain: “You and I are very much alike, you know.”
Hero: “I realize that.”
Villain: “Doesn’t that trouble you?”
Hero: “Why would it? I share most of my genome with sewer rats.”
Villain: “But our similarities mean that, deep down, you’re a bad person. There’s nothing stopping you from being just as evil as I am!”
Hero: “Sure there is. I’m stopping me.”
Villain: “But in your heart you crave—”
Hero: “Sometimes when I’m in a crowded building I get the sudden urge to just boop a stranger right on the nose. But I don’t do it, because that would be super rude and weird. Does having that compulsion in the first place make me just as much of a weirdo as if I had acted on it? Maybe it does in your eyes, but to the would-be boopee, it makes all the difference in the world.”
Villain: “We’re not talking about booping noses, we’re talking about killing peop—”
Me: “Look, dude, I’m sure murder can be really satisfying. But I’ve decided that I don’t want to murder people, and I think that’s very sexy of me. Look at me. With a little self-restraint, you might have had what I have.”
tell me a pretty thing.
In Uzbek we have this concept of the divine dark, the darkness from which all things came. So there’s this idea that shows up in a lot of our literature that when the world was first made it was like a gentle night, peaceful, quiet and pitch-black. The night is when creation started and the night is when you’re closest to glimpsing what it was like at the very start of the world.
oh wow that's gorgeous.
when my little brother was even littler my mom came up with the 小兔子 bunny game to get him to eat
(it took forever for him to finish meals)
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“They’re in.” via @gHeavyIndustry on Twitter.
bastard’s degree
bastard of sciences
motherfucker of arts
hey vampires, demons and other terrors of the night it really isn't necessary to go to all the effort of kidnapping me to your castles and forcing me to be your bride i'll come willingly if you just ask
#not me!! i demand theatrics!!! dress me in white lace and chain me to an altar!!! prove to me romance isnt dead!!!!!
I vibe REALLY hard with those unhinged oracle type characters who live in a hole in the ground and spout incomprensible garbage to passing travelers that somehow aids them on a quest
traveler: ho there, lady of the hollow, do you have any wise words to impart?
me, drunk off rotten apples and swinging my tits in a wild circle like a helicopter: you can’t kill what doesn’t fear god, however it’s nearly dinner time for the ancient ones
traveler: that’s fucking horrifying, I’ll be off
@normal-horoscopes
I kinda want to see a story where this type person is an adventurer protagonist. Not sitting in a hole or a temple somewhere giving prophecies for coin, but “got a sword and heading off to make my fortune/kill the king/track down my lost sibling/chase grand adventures but also I can see people’s garbled futures hanging over their heads and sometimes lose track of what I’m supposed to know and what really shouldn’t be mentioned.”
Like. Accidentally talks to the fruit seller about the lady mooning over his memory half a continent away and he freakin’ packs up and goes back to her. Accidentally tells the village bastard who his father is. “Excuse me, sir, if you were due to die tomorrow, would you or would you not rather know about it?” “Why?” “Oh, no reason.” Interrupts a game of cards by expressing admiration to the one participant that isn’t cheating. Makes friends with an enemy orc bandit by reading their problems and/or destiny out of their mind and ends up leading a rebellion in a country she’s never been to. Spends adventure after adventure getting picked up by people with destinies like a better-adjusted Mad Max.
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Invalid D&D Alignments
Lawful Chaotic - loophole abuse. their goal is to carry out as many zany shenanigans as possible in an absolutely nonpunishable manner. Chaotic Lawful - malicious compliance. dredges up obscure laws that haven’t been implemented in decades or centuries and insists on following them. thrives on inscrutable bureaucratic labyrinths. Good Evil - the token evil teammate. a missing stair. an objectively terrible person but charming or useful somehow so people keep making excuses for them. Evil Good - always does the right thing, but, like, in the least comfortable way. call them in for big, big problems, and then spend a year wondering if it was really worth it. their approval fills you with shame.
i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man
A page from the Book of the Sun - VI
*begs for forgiveness from a god who’s lived inside me all along*
I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”
Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.
Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.
Me:
Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted
Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.
Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.
Daughter: /nods seriously/
Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned
The kids are right Jazz
But what if I want to be the secret librarian?
Me: what if you were the secret librarian?
Son: wouldn’t be a secret library. I have nothing to hide.
Daughter: so not a secret librarian. A good librarian.
Me: you two are on a wavelength I can’t understand
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Play a multi-class Warlock/Cleric and your character's secret motivation is that they're trying to play matchmaker between their Patron and their Deity
Make them a Tiefling and Parent Trap that shit.
you have become a fine woman, Elizabeth
