failed to golf

my me hurts

ouch ough ouch. #MyMe

(Walks outside to see a completely naked & bloodsoaked man eating a grey alien ) faith in humanity: restored!

it took me an EMBARRASSING ammount of time to realize why cowboys walk Like That

it’s because their anuses hurt from all the gay sex they’re having

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

Lets sing a FUCKING song

Toby fox is voicing who in what

i don’t trust women who say things like “i just get along better with men” ok so you’re an opp…

I get along better with men but I never say it.

girl if you never say it then how tf did i find out?

Just because this guys not up to his old tricks anymore doesnt mean hes worth any less. Dont let yourself forget what this man represents.

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden