me: *laying on couch while my lunch for tomorrow is heating up*
toaster oven: *goes off*
me: ugh. i don’t wanna get up. (jokingly) Pallando, go get that
Pallando: *gets up*
Pallando: *goes to kitchen*
me: ????????
Pallando: *returns with piggy*
me: jesus christ, man
Pallando: :)🐷
^man who thinks he absolutely nailed the assignment


















