disaster bi

"average slow burn lasts 50 years" factoid actualy just statistical error. average slow burn lasts 6 months. Aziraphale and Crowley, who are trapped in a state of pining & whose slow burn has lasted over 6000 years, are an outlier adn should not have been counted

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

fuck.

very very important to me that jamie is Quite Obviously Roy's Favorite but thats ok cause No One Else Wants To Be

canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

Like to charge, reblog to cast

We used to make posts about loki on here

I love this post so much. “we used to make posts about loki on here” is the gentlest way possible to describe this website’s history. It’s like saying einstein dabbled in science

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit

“Of course we’re in love, that’s why i tried to shoot you” “if you really loved me you wouldn’t have missed” is such a raw ass line you would think it comes from Goncharov (1973) and you would be right

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here