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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Roy Kent & Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent & Isaac McAdoo, Colin Hughes & Roy Kent, AFC Richmond Players & Roy Kent, Roy Kent & Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso & Jamie Tartt Characters: Roy Kent, Jamie Tartt, Isaac McAdoo, Colin Hughes, Sam Obisanya, AFC Richmond Players (Ted Lasso), Ted Lasso, Rupert Mannion, Rebecca Welton Additional Tags: alright, now, where the fuck do i even start, uh, roy kent and jamie tartt rivalry, jamie tartt n roy kent n their inability to be even remotely normal about each other, in every universe, jamie and roy becoming better people, uhhhh, precanon, Oh, Hockey AU, but, I PROMISE ITS NOT A BIG CHANGE, YOU DONT HAVE TO KNOW SHIT ABOUT HOCKEY I PROMMY, what else, Roy Kent Swears, Like, alot, but yall know that, alrighty then, last but not least, Author Is Shit At Tagging, now lets GO Summary:

They lost. It occurred to Roy, from time to fucking time, that hockey was the dumbest fucking sport to grow old in. An' that it was a very real possibility, if a slim one, he was the dumbest, oldest cunt left on the ice.