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Oh!! I love how happy they look together! Those smiles are infectious. Jiahui looks so nice and little Binghe's cheeks look so pinchable in their cuteness! ❤️

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

I know, I also have self esteem so low that accepting a compliment feels physically painful but basically calling the person who’s complimenting you a liar doesn’t help anybody including yourself.

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules

Monitored bank accounts for those under 18. Requiring parental consent for medical procedures. Parental controls on personal devices. "We won't teach this at school because parents are supposed to address it at home." Anything that puts all of the child's power onto the parents' hand, anything that assumes parents are going to inherently do enough of a good job no one else needs to interfer, every single one of these IS going to be used by controlling, neglectful or unprepared parents and already are, and if the system did not account for that very real, tangible, dangerous tendency, then it's not worth fucking anything. You shouldn't make things "for the youth"/with children in mind if you are going to overlook this painfully common aspect of their lives u_u

Star forts like this were constructed after gunpowder became common in warfare! The elevated position plus the angled walls were designed to make it harder to just blow a hole in the wall with a big cannon, which is what happened to a lot of pre-gunpowder fortifications.

Easily starved when surrounded, soldiers inside eventually revolt from hunger and probable disease when you block their waste outlets, then it's just a waiting game with the occasional skirmish, maybe start fires periodically in blind spots to diminish morale, steer everyone elsewhere and decimiate stores of food and other needs, like our ancestors did this shit on a near regular basis, grenades still exist, traps are simple to set up, like the answer is usually a good combo of these with capable people, and in a slight derailing, like the billionaire bunkers, they'll still need air from the surface and no matter how many redundancies they're still too frugal to put enough in place to make shit invulnerable, nothing is impossible to lay siege to when the numbers are so vastly different between parties

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

Came back wrong but the wrongness is that you're no longer as awful as you used to be. You're not mean anymore. You don't lose your temper as quickly, you don't say awful things, lash out, or hurt people on purpose just to prove that you can, not since you came back. It's the same face, the same voice, the same superficial tendencies, but all the rough edges have been smoothed away so thoroughly that it feels like something else is wearing you as a mask. Yet it's impossible to get anyone else to see the problem, because you're less of a problem than you've ever been before.

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]