It is what it is

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

I love these so much.

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

Your mother is the only one who understands me

listen i can't watch people in the tags talk about how chubby or soft he is anymore like im sorry to inform you but this is not what a fat man looks like. brother is absolutely stacked he just happens to not look shrinkwrapped please learn what actual fat people look like

oh jesus christ he's not "average" either he's clearly built as fuck you don't get that kind of body type without a lot of work please google human man