itachi uchiha really is such a Character. he became a family annihilator at age 13 he joined the ninja cia when he was even younger hes a terrorist but not really he hasn’t slept in one thousand years he has a weird will-they-won’t-they thing going on with his serial killer coworker who also just happens to be a shark he’s a pretty boy he speaks in a permanent monotone hes been coaxing his younger brother into murdering him for a decade as part of a torturous rube goldburg self fulfilling prophecy contraption he created out of what he thinks is genuine love and affection he’s basically the single most adept user of mindfuck maneuvers in the world he’s the most haunted teenager to ever live he’s got a bunch of crows that follow him around he’s practically unbeatable in combat he’s terminally ill he’s going blind he’s coughing up blood like a frail maiden with tuberculosis he’s twenty-one years old and somehow in between all of this bullshit he manages to paint his nails a muted shade of lavender and keep his hair silky smooth. like man…. what the fuck else is there