[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

Dj sepsis playing the deep cuts that get under your skin

put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women

my name is sasuke uchiha here’s my ninja team made up of people i saved from my groomer’s many unethical laboratories 1) homosexual shark boy that i have to bribe into wearing clothes who wants to have sex with me 2) administrative strategist glasses girl with healing abilities that is batshit fucking crazy and wants to have sex with me and finally 3) orange haired buff guy who’s like if the hulk had a disney princess type effect on the local wildlife and i dont think he knows what sex is. nobody tell him