naruto & svsss fan (derogatory)

that first lee vs sasuke fight. humbled isn't even the word to describe that.

gai calling kisame a puffer fish to his face, in all seriousness and sincerity

14 year old itachi catching legendary sannin orochimaru in a genjutsu and toying with him. actually, any time Itachi opens his mouth.

that one man groping a 12 year old Sakura and her roundhouse kicking him in the face (deserved)

deidara and sasori arguing about their philosophies surrounding art while using gaara's corpse as a sofa

hidan picking out what instruments konan, kakuzu, and itachi played because he thought they were an emo rock band

hashirama: I'll deal with you later

naruto punching sasuke square in the mouth so hard that he quadruple flipped in the air

literally any time itachi interacts with sasuke after the massacre wtf why was he so MEAN

killer bee too focused on coming up with lyrics to fight but still somehow winning against team hebi

sasori being a grown ass man getting beat up by a teenage girl with unresolved rage and his grandmother

neji's death. neji's life. neji's predetermined everything.

kisame getting his ass beat because he moved a quarter of an inch after gai said "didn't I just tell you not to move"

every interaction a character has with deidara. someone hold that boy and tell him he's special.

that torture scene with itachi and kakashi, especially after knowing their history together.

Jiraiya telling a very very young Konan to seek him out when she turns 18. gag.

Literally any man in that show getting turned on by Naruto's sexy jutsu when he was like 11

Kakuzu dying bc of Naruto's plot armor. Give me a fucking break.

Shikamaru: I am your god

cat: *normal meow*

Itachi Uchiha [Naruto] by TsuyaNoUchi