naruto & svsss fan (derogatory)

Obsessed with Qifrey because what we see of him is 50% him being the best most kindest teacher and 40% a suspicious and desperate wildcard. But very rarely, just 10% of the time, we get to see him when he’s not being a teacher or being around his friends and family and not being a witch at the scene of a disaster, and he’s like, the most bitchy and hateful creature. Guy who is sick of being in a space. Acting in a way that makes you go “ah, that small withdrawn child grew up into a withdrawn adult who is just barely better at hiding it”. Obssessed. Guy of all time.

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

Currently really into the ship dynamic of like. Fucking nasty would be less filthy and more normal and less intimate and intense and way less disturbing to walk in on/witness than Whatever The Fuck Is Going On There.

Olruggio was having a normal day three hours ago. He was coming home after a long day at work looking forward to seeing his husband best friend and eating a warm dinner. Pat the kids on the head and then go lie down. NO Qifrey says I have obtained another child she's a part of an active criminal investigation and a sign that I am dipping back into my worst destructive behaviors that you thought I'd set down years ago you have to be okay with this right now or else I'll lobotomize myself. Also there's a rat in the living room.

chatgpt is a threat to the symbiotic relationship between fanfic writers and their betas. we are losing our traditions. eradicate the soulless machine and ask your friend who has a full time job and 3 kids to annotate your omegaverse fanfiction like any other responsible adult.

having a canonically male blorbo who you headcanon to be a woman is torture nexus for many reasons but one of them being having to clear your name whenever tagging her in a post about women I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY SHES A WOMAN TO ME I MEAN IT. IM NOT LIKE THESE BITCHES TAGGING SPAMTON

Shen Yuan is actually a great cautionary tale abt underestimating the effect your presence has on the ones you care about. You are fucking important. Your good actions matter, and won’t be completely erased by one bad deed. Your life matters. People care about you. They won’t stop caring about you just bc you think they would be justified to. Communicate. Do not kys right in front of your favourite person out of a misguided attempt to cheer them up with your death you fucking idiot I swear to Airplane.

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

naruto really is a tragedy story tbh and no im not talking about the realism of child soldiers or ptsd symptoms or military authoritarian dictatorships. it's a tragedy because as the 'happy ending' both Sasuke and Naruto were made to marry women and have children they clearly didn't really give that much of a shit about compared to each other

wait i forgot that (i think) Sasuke spends more time with Boruto than anyone else in the series. you know. the copy paste replica of naruto bc the older naruto is too busy. the person he spends more time with than his wife or daughter. im pulling my hair out rn

Hey man, we’ve been talking to the monster that replaced your dead best friend and he said you’ve been saying some really uncool things. Yeah stuff like “You’re not David” and “David is dead. Give his body back.” Look the monster that replaced your dead best friend has Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria so that hurts way more than you think. Yeah of course we all know he’s not David, but he seems really cool and like he just wants to hang so can you maybe be chill about it for once?