This was originally for @darksideweeks with the prompt "Split" but I missed the event week. Though I say it really stands on its own!
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[ID: A two page Sanders Sides comic with a brainlicking.tumblr signature. Remus, Patton and Roman Sanders appear in the comic. The individual panels have a de-saturated purple gradient background and the full-page background panels are a green-black gradient.
Page 01 -
Panel 1: In a chibi-style. Remus is posed in a dramatic half-squat, pointing his arm over his head in the direction of Patton and Roman. Patton's body is facing Roman with his head turned to look at Remus. Roman is looking very unimpressed.
Remus: HEY! Wanna see me do the splits?!
Patton: Huh? Oh yeah of course, Remus!
Roman: Ugh... if we must...
Remus: ALRIGHTY I was going to do it anyways HERE I GO!
Panel 2: Closeup of Remus' face, smiling brightly with his eyes closed and tongue poking out of his mouth
Panel 3: Hyper closeup of Remus' face. His eyes are wide and bulging, smile still on his face and tongue out, but his face is splitting open at the forehead, with a tear running down his face and neck.
Background SFX: CRRRRRAAAAAK
Page 02 -
Panel 1: Torso shot of Remus, his head has fully split in two, each side of his head flopping open toward his shoulders, gore and blood splattering out. Remus is still smiling with his tongue poking out cutely. He is throwing up a double peace sign.
Background SFX: SCHLUP
Panel 2: Back to chibi style. We pull out to see that Remus has also successfully performed a side-split. Legs spread out on either side and his hands triumphantly on his hips. Above him is the SFX: TA-DAH!
Patton has his back to us, bent over and has thrown up. Half covering him is an off-panel Roman's spiky speech bubble.
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i get that americans love their cultural imperialism, but it really does piss me off that june is “international” pride month just because something happened in the united states.
in aotearoa, june isn’t our pride, it’s theirs. marsha p johnson and sylvia rivera are their historical figures, not ours. the phrase that “you owe your rights to Black trans women” is true there, but here we owe our rights to (mostly) Māori historical figures. i have the freedoms i do because of the legacy of an entirely different set of people operating in an entirely different context at entirely different times.
But because of american cultural imperialism, most queer people in Aotearoa don’t even know our own queer history. Carmen Rupe, Ngahuia Te Awekotuku, the Dorian Society, Gillian Laundon, Georgina Beyer, and the Wolfenden Association are some of our queer history. We should know their names! we should know what they did for us! but because of the power of the american imperial machine, we don’t.
our national pride month should be july, the month that the Homosexual Law Reform Act passed in 1986. our two largest cities hold their pride festivals in february and march, respectively. american queer history has very little (or nothing, depending on who you ask) to do with our queer history. anecdotally, from my own queries, queer youth in aotearoa know more about american queer history than our own.
anyway, happy pride, americans. i’m truly sorry that most of you don’t see the negative impact your nation’s culture has on the rest of the world. and to the rest of the world reading this, try searching for your own country and culture’s queer history, don’t accept the american narratives as your own. we deserve our own histories divorced from the cultural hegemony of the USA.
Why do characters in stories where there's some time travel or interdimensional situation always go like "that's not funny" when the traveler character is like "where's dad/mom/friend/etc?" and it turns out that the person in question has died in this timeline/universe?
If someone I cared about was acting disoriented and strange, not recognizing stuff, obviously having troubles placing where they are and/or what the date is, and then asked for someone we both loved who died like a year ago or ten years or whatever, my first reaction would not be "they are playing an incredibly crass and tasteless joke of some sort on me"? My first reaction would probably be, oh shit that's a major sign of dementia and some other serious conditions.
The original creativity should be referred to as Remus and Roman's dad more by them in fics where he existed, but like not as a term of endearment or connection or anything. More like out of obligation and hatred. If they refer to each other as brother, then they gotta refer to him as father, and he was a nine year old boy who they have only ever heard about and both hate. And he's more of a king.
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YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DRAW HOW YOU THINK BLITZ AND HEARTH MET OR LIKE HOW IT ALL WENT DOWN
IDK I JUST THINK YOU COULD DO IT JUSTICE
OK LOVE YOU (respectfully) THANK YOU BYE
I feel no one can do it better than Welshaphrodite’s Journey to Find Mimir, that will always leak into my headcannons
this was a lot of fcking around and finding out so bear with me
Explanations for the fourth and second to last ones; one is a reference to the “hearth almost killing blitz cause a giant made him think he was a warthog” and the other is I think it’s be cool if the well of knowledge gave them a look (vaguely, they would still need to explain themselves) into each others lives which leads them to be so close in the books
hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.
The amount of transphobes that just don't know anything about swords or fencing is fucking killing me. Firstly, alot of fencing competitions are gender neutral. Secondly even if someone who did have a massive strength advantage entered a fencing competition that still wouldn't help them too much because a duel with swords is very rarely decided on strength. It doesn't matter how strong you are, if your opponent hits you that's a point for them. Fencing is won entirely by fucking knowing how to fence, shockingly.
Also, anybody commenting "Why is her hair greasy. She needs to wash her hair" needs to step outside the house like atleast once in their life. Girl just won a fencing competition and she was wearing one of these 👇 the whole time
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Came for the hero au shit posting, stayed for Gene sanders (mostly a joke, I've been lurking for a while before this)
Keep Gene posting if that is what your heart desires, he's literally the greatest
many such cases. its been like a week since the last hero spotter virgil update but TRUST we are in the kitchen. the hold up is ENTIRELY my fault though. my cowriter is innocent ok hes on task. i on the other hand have been taken over by gene sanders. he speaks to me like the green goblin mask.
at this point i couldnt stop gene posting if i wanted to. im in his clutches.
(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area
Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.
today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.
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