Coming Up For Air

Gotta be somethin’

Surrounded by incompetents. You are the only one who has not tested my ire.

Something about Ash’s mum forcing Mr Mime to sit on the floor and eat out of a dog bowl makes me uneasy

Advertising agency Ogilvy Hong Kong has replaced fire in photography—shots of the Space Shuttle, a rocket-powered race car and a group of Power Ranger stand-ins—with KFC spicy fried chicken.

based on the r/b/g sprites

when I tell you I SCREAMED

i finally found the best youtube comment

this is so fucking funny omg

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

me, crying: this house is…valid

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours