Nickleback Fan Account

Men really believe that they’re the only ones who feel lonely and alienated and also that it’s the responsibility of every individual woman that they encounter to fix it

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

I ate food but I pooped it out later. Things I love always leave me. What does it matter if I want to be happy.

The aborted hiring manger would’ve hired me