"Miles to go before I sleep"

it doesn’t seem to happen to everyone

I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesn’t diminish my affection. My silence isn’t neglect or disinterest. It’s time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

We'd get litters in at the shelter sometimes where there'd be like four kittens 6 weeks old and a random 2 week old and we'd all be standing there going "Mom, you stole that one. That's not yours." And mama cat is like "fuck you, finders keepers"

Baby = success. More baby = more success. Love is real.

Goodbye goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky ⭐️🌙

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

i need to type with more of an accent

he finds new ways to piss me off everyday

Shout out to whatever the hell this shape is

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

Every day I learn something new about queer history.

https://www.instagram.com/rudyvalgalindo/

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

I laughed so fucking hard at this

Repost, now do your honors.