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nice argument you got there, one small issue. im pregnant and it's yours

Happy pride!!!

the power of hitting 'end task' on a glitchy program in task manager is intoxicating. i feel like an assassin. i feel like a tyrant. you don't want to work properly? begone. off with your head. i need to kill my apps with a guillotine

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.