How To Waste Time

They’re also displayed on my instagram: sisestitch

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

ares:

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

Dionysus:

1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels 

2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels. 

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Other tips: if you are going to buy things that aren’t pre-taxed, you need to make a habit of always doing the prep AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME. it will NEVER HAPPEN if you don’t.

Get the bulk pack of steaks! But you are never gonna eat them before they go bad. If you freeze them in individual ziplocks as soon as you unpack you probably will?

Get the celery, but you need to cut it ALL UP and store it in the fridge in water or it will rot.