nothing i say is true

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

we lowkey need to create a new and more secret ao3

Will and Mack spend every summer forgetting so they can spend each fall remembering and every winter pretending.

front and center surrounded by the entire extended east coast harem… a 4th of july party at every hole if you will

one of the most romantic things you could do is file for salary arbitration together. many are saying this