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samisa shocked to run into aiden celebrini in the airport equally desperate to get away from vancouver
massive extreme helmet scrunch stim happening in the background
one of my coworkers who's vaguely into hockey asked what my "deal with gavin mckenna" was today and it pissed me off so bad, but i was trying to be civil so i came here to rant. please listen up.
like a lot of stuff that's heralded as canadian culture, the making of hockey comes from indigenous traditions. mi'kmaq people carved the first hockey sticks from ironwood. the lakota souix played shinny like 200 years before it was called hockey. thousands of years before skating was a sport or an artform, the iroquois attached blades to their shoes, made from elk and cariboo tibias, to aid them in moving across the ice.
during the playoffs, rogers (canadian telecom giant) came out with an ad campaign about how hockey is "our game" and it made my blood boil a little, how overwhelmingly white hockey is even though as an indigenous person, it feels kinda like my game in particular.
i've seen indigenous players like chris simon (nika-kakwê-wânaskân) and jordin tootoo be on relied as agitators and enforcers, heard about young players facing abuse from coaching staff, have racist comments made about them online and have their name mocked on espn.
i've never seen an indigenous player be raised up for his skill with such excitement by the hockey community until gavin mckenna, and i was so glad to see him go 1st oa. i was on facetime with my cousin on draft day. we watched gavin get called up, saw his beadwork, saw his clearly indigenous family on the screen. we cried about it a little together, finally feeling like maybe this is our game, a little bit more than it was before.
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actually feeling vaguely nauseous at sam’s insta dump and the first picture and . like . everything.
imagining them out with their guys and michael’s getting kinda wasted, letting himself go way further than he does in those shitty sj bars the vets force them into during the season. his eyes are kinda glazed over and he’s smiling a lot more than he usually does and he’s got a hand on sam’s thigh, which is weird cause it moves higher and higher every time he laughs and grips harder and sam’s starting to shift in his seat because of all the misa that he knows how to handle, this isn’t really one.
and then somebody takes out a camera and they’re taking a pic and michael’s trying to look a little more sober than he currently is, slinging an arm over sam’s shoulder and then one of the guys says we can’t really see you, dickie and all of a sudden michael’s pulling him closer by the shoulder and shifting himself until he’s actually in sam’s lap. and maybe he stays there even after the phone’s tucked away, hanging off sam’s body all giggly and carefree even as he’s getting chirped for it, and sam “keep michael misa loose” dickinson has to act like everything’s normal.
and also has to make a pilgrimage to his insta so everyone knows it’s him that michael gets all buzzy around, that his stupid fucking fish is impressive enough for mike to comment on, that they get shirtless and all sweaty on the top of a mountain and brush shoulders and no one fucking cares cause that’s just sam and michael! and . yeah .
So I'll post this very casually
will is in vancouver, it’s true! locked eyes with him in the passenger seat of mack’s car and almost fainted. held the door for him and he said thanks 😭 have pics but don’t want to post publicly. as someone who goes to this rink it’s so awful to see how many people hang around waiting to take take take from mack.
had 3 meetings back to back and this is the first thing i see coming out of them. idec if this is a lie IT’S REAL TO ME!
dick decided that willmack can’t outgay gay or bi etc and went all out on main
it’s clearly a very samisa summer

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mack, grinning ear to ear: and when smitty gets here tomorrow--
misa: packs his shit up so fast half of it is dickie's
will flying out to vancouver right after misa leaves
this is kinda halifax 2.0 to me in the sense of. like. i love to imagine all these players who have only ever minimally interacted with will being caught up in the whirling tornado that is macklin celebrini. they’re constantly hearing that “smitty” does this and “smitty” thinks that and “smitty” likes this and “smitty” can’t stand that and maybe then they’re all training one day. and for the past few weeks, the past few months, all they’ve seen is mack’s gorgeous hands and his spectacular on-ice vision and the way he skates and so it’s odd when he finally fucks up and he starts laughing to himself. and maybe he mutters “smit wouldn’t have missed that” while he’s still laughing and they overhear him, and it’s weird because this is mack, generational talent and the second coming of sidney crosby.
so will kind of becomes a mystical beast to them cause all they hear is his praises being sung, over and over, and when he finally gets on that plane to vancouver and shows up and he and mack start giggling with the tips of their skates touching and their jerseys tucked to match and these fond, nostalgic glances they’re sharing like i’m glad that you’re here, i’m glad we’re together, it all makes sense. that will’s a really good fucking player, yes, but he’s also just kind of mack’s guy, the person he looks to at every moment for advice and affirmation and everything between. that it’s really not about the hockey sometimes, not about the way they push each other to move faster, shoot better, but the way they make each other play with joy. the way that they make each other live with joy. the way they make each other better.
anyways. all this to say nhl training camps are more important for the cultivation of love and affection than dating apps and have a bigger cultural impact ultimately!
okay but misa doing something on his own. like he wakes up one day and is like seems like a nice day and it’s still early, the dew still clinging to the grass and it’s the nice kind of chilly outside so he gets dressed and slips out of the house, keys and wallet in hand.
he slips into his own car that he hasn’t driven in weeks because sam and toff insist on driving him to the rink and sam drives them to their not-dates and in general doesn’t let misa get behind the wheel when sam is driving which misa doesn’t mind. he double checks that he has his license, connects his phone to the bluetooth and goes on his merry way.
the playlist is a convoluted mishmash of the baby sharks music genres: country, folk, pop, early 2010s club music, house music, phonk, and whatever sam sends in their groupchat. he drives to the coffee shop will had recommended, smiled and made small talk with the barista in the still empty shop, tips and leaves with his caffeinated concoction.
the breakfast place is just opening so he sits at one of the outdoor tables, sipping at his drink and wonders how will hasn’t gotten any serious cavities and waits a few minuets before going in and ordering. it’s kind of nice, doing things on his own. he enjoys being cared for, enjoys not having to think too much about what he’s going to order to eat and drink, enjoys not having to be the one behind the wheel when they get stuck in traffic
but sometimes he thinks that he’s too dependent on others, on sam to read his moods and getting him out of situations without asking, to throw his coat over misa’s shoulders when they’re in the colder parts of their world, sam muttering under his breath about misa getting frostbite and dying out on the minnesota sidewalk which is embarrassing mees, c’mon
he tips too, because he quite frankly makes too much money and doesn’t really spend it because sam once hid his wallet for a week when misa paid a few weeks back and the team enjoys spoiling the younger sharks so him carrying his wallet around has become a moot point really
he wanders around, hood pulled over his head and an airpod in his ear a country artist crooning in his ear as he makes his rounds in a quiet park. some joggers say hello and he returns it with a small smile before he gets tired and lays out on the dewy grass. the clouds above him shift and move, his eyes following the path they go as the trees sway with the cold breeze.
when the dew had soaked through his sweater, he takes a quick picture of the cloudy sky and gets up. the day warms up as he continues to wander around here finally getting back to his car; buffalo traffic jam—mack’s current obsession—suddenly blares through his speakers and he has to quickly lower the volume.
rain is dancing on the roof with these sober thoughts of you plays through his speakers as he makes his way to sam’s apartment, wondering if he’s awake already. the clock on his dashboard says 1:37PM so he probably is.
thought i could make you mine, i tried and tried
he parks his car in the visitor parking spot and gets out, humming slightly as he walks up to sam’s apartment. he has his key and unlocks the door, toeing his shoes off at the entrance and walking further in.
the apartment is still quiet, the afternoon sun shining through the half-closed blinds and misa takes off his damp sweater, draping it over the couch before heading to sam’s room.
he’s awake, curled on his side and his eyebrows jump at the sight of misa. misa crawls onto the bed, burrowing himself into sam’s chest and closing his eyes.
sam blinks before shrugging, wrapping an arm around misa and continuing to scroll on tiktok as lovers talk late at night, doing drugs to ease my mind plays faintly from sam’s phone. he falls asleep curled into sam, his body a welcomed warmth from the chill outside.

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take your fill of all the wm sightings you can get because by 6pm tonight will and mack are going to be physically stuck together by their tangled chains and spend the next 5 days laying on top of each other on the floor of mack’s childhood bedroom breathing recycled air
will: daddy longdick just landed back in vancouver baby pick up the phone ;)
mack: lol who are all these guys you’ve been with lol why are they older lmaoo smit do you have something for older men lol because you know i’m gonna age well right you’ve seen my dad lol so like just give me a few years i promise i’ll be able to act like we have a problematic age gap i promise lol
gavin mckenna: i can’t believe im going to toronto
matty beniers: so when will and i hooked up he was crying the whole time and you know he has those gorgeous blue eyes so like i couldn’t decide whether it was hot or not cause he didn’t seem actually sad but everyone says he has anxiety so like
sam: mikey are you seeing this shit— wait. are you wearing one of those gps trackers. mikey that looks like a BRA you look like a GIRL idk its kinda weird but its also kinda cool you would make a really pretty girl like if you thought about it i could see it maybe
michael misa: gay or bi etc