this is fucking grindr not spelling bee central

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

She can’t afford it

I can’t afford it

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

bolcked. unfallowed.

🚫BOCKED🚫

i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break

reading this post was like getting punched in the face one time and then getting rapidly kicked in the gut another 12

Wow… I wish i slept in a match box or a sardine tin and twisted the little key to tuck myself in…

Still true and unfortunately unfulfilled 

The biggest of moods

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension

The World Health Organization is going to do what?!

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who

love the beatles - hey dude. “hey dude don’t make it bad”. a classic

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

did you know that you can just say things? like you can just say anything & no one will stop you

voted time magazine’s #1 limpest wrist of the century