if u love something set it free

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

real Netflix and chill is like 30 minutes of “what do you want to watch” “I don’t care you choose” “no you choose”

Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….

brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

Lmaoooooo

😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

Need me a freak like dis

Me literally every single time midterms come up during the semester

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

Personal growth becomes so addictive once you realize that it’s always possible to improve your experience of being.