hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

awful news guys

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

I'm being decapitated with a broadsword at dawn for all of the extremely problematic things I've been saying in the reviews section on allrecipes.com

life is so beautiful. there’s literally bread and butter

#mybread #mybutter

hi my name is five pm and im coming to you live from night time

whenever youre wasting time on job applications always remember youre ALSO wasting someone else's time. so it's not all bad. going down, hand in unlovable hand, with an anonymous HR manager

You people need to understand that the USA was disgusting from the first millisecond it was conceived

it’s because you’re always on that damn cigarette

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

Yeah I just can’t get into male characters. Every time one shows up he’s always just the Male Character to get brownie points and make an obvious epic maleboss so the writer can feel better about themselves. Not to mention they’re always getting in the way of my cute yuri ship. I just rather go focus on women instead. They’re always the more interesting and better written characters than the one random man they decided to shoehorn in.

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated