we're back babey

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

bored. where’s all the lesbian age gap media that’s supposedly plaguing us

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

I must be loyle to my mutual

one of my favorite things to do in limited perspective is write sentences about the things someone doesn't do. he doesn't open his eyes. he doesn't reach out. i LOVE sentences like that. if it's describing the narrator, it's a reflection of their desires, something they're holding themselves back from. there's a tension between urge and action. it makes you ask why they wanted or felt compelled to do that, and also why they ultimately didn't. and if it's describing someone else, it tells you about the narrator's expectations. how they perceive that other person or their relationship. what they thought the other person was going to do, or thought the other person should have done, but failed to. negative action sentences are everything.

when im an obsessive perverted freak but its ok bc my heart is pure

underrated gem in montecito is that kelly kilpatrick in the restaurant just assumes ava is deb's cute younger girlfriend (and she was DEFINITELY inviting them to montecito for a swingers weekend) but deb hears that and goes ok Ava you are my secret WIFE and we are in a COMMITTED MONOGAMOUS PARTNERSHIP

#like deborah fully introduced the word Wife into this equation for no fucking reason#and yeah it can't be overstated how funny and insane it is that they both decide yeah ig we're monogamous in our fake relationship#even though ava fucking the hot poly lesbian couple could only help deborah's jumpsuit mission#hacks lb (-- @halfgap)