Goth baby~

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

well if there's no girls in it then it automatically sucks shit okays?

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[ID: Six watercolor illustrations. The first illustration is of a white cat standing in a room with a fish in its mouth and its eyes closed. While the cat is in a simplified style, its surroundings are realistic. The second illustration is of raspberries on a bush. The third illustration is of small wild strawberries hanging off a plant alongside purple flowers with bell-shaped petals. The fourth illustration is of the white cat in a plant pot. The fifth illustration is of the white cat lying in a grassy patch with its eyes closed and a four-leaf clover on its forehead. The sixth illustration is of a basket of red fruits sitting in a patch of grass. End ID]