mal

no i can't go out tonight i'm mourning my unlived life. yes i see the irony. yeah all night. no i can't reschedule, sorry. hope you have fun living your life instead of watching it pass you by though! sounds like fun

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

i love when girls kill everyone who ever wronged them. more girls should do this

unstoppable force (trying desperately to see the good in life) vs immovable object (wishing life would be kinder to me)

two characters who understand each other like no one else does and therefore hurt each other like no one else can

who wants to quit their job and rob rich men with me

maybe if i just stopped being nervous and interacted with people, i would interact with people more... hm...

really sucks that things don't get done unless you do them

The Crushing Weight of Not Knowing If There Is a Task

im starting to think this crushing weight is not about the tasks

baby girl i have avoided situations that don’t even exist yet

I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own

harry potter is so funny they really just categorized 11-yr-olds as either jocks, nerds, betas, or ethnonationalists 

[ID: a banner hung on the railing of a bridge above a road that says, "i found god in dyke embrace" in all caps. End ID]

generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general