🎶 marty 🛹

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

the subject line was “OW”

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

It’s even worse than i remember it

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preserving this here bc op turned off reblogs

& the thrilling sequel

They’re both such stellar options I can’t even function, thanks so much for coming <3 let me know what you think because I’m just gonna keep laughing about this.

my masterpiece,,,, muppet marty

Marty meanwhile thinks the whole thing is the funniest thing ever and is just wheezing at every new forum or jokey article about it, and directly addresses the meme in interviews, bringing up this “crazy conspiracy” that people have, until eventually he can just say things like “well of course I am a time traveller” or “oh you like my hat? Thank you I got it in the 1910s”, and people just crack up, and Marty cracks up too because no-one realises that he’s not even lying.

Eventually a secondary meme starts up where people start joking “Doctor Emmett Brown is a time traveller himself and that’s why he’s so worked up about it” and Doc very nearly just deletes his blog and throws his computer in a skip.

“west we have to stop commiting atrocities” “🥺”

i like big butts and i cannot lie, im 16 (17 soon), bi, neurodivergant, latino (puerto rican and cuban, also white), and i like to make kandi and stuff. im also a witch and i collect a lot of things and i really like funky button ups. and i like music a lot, i write songs. i like clowns and clown dolls. so, that's me! i hope tumblr doesn't eat me alive for not knowing what the fuck i'm doing.

your brother and also soup yes

i like big butts and i cannot lie, im 16 (17 soon), bi, neurodivergant, latino (puerto rican and cuban, also white), and i like to make kandi and stuff. im also a witch and i collect a lot of things and i really like funky button ups. and i like music a lot, i write songs. i like clowns and clown dolls. so, that's me! i hope tumblr doesn't eat me alive for not knowing what the fuck i'm doing.