swallow the lie

NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!

are they hydrogen or helium

oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.

ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there

…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???

im an astrophysicist

but but, science is science?!

and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts

Huh. I wonder why specifically astrophysicists like everything as metals.

I need a death ray like this :D

@a-cipher I was SURE this was Joe being funny

the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

the way some people talk about degendering as if it's a respectful thing to do makes me feel like i'm living on another planet than they are. "you can't misgender someone by using they/them pronouns, because they/them is gender neutral" ok and I'M NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, so it would be incorrect to refer to me as such. if you know what someone's pronouns are, then use them. if you don't, ask. it's that easy. what now

genuinely i have no enemies in this world i want everyone to be ok. it's ok if you hate me i dont mind. i dont mind. how can i help you

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion