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welcome to my music dojo. *punches you a dozen times in two seconds but stops just before connecting every time* [angelic as fuck voice] can we pretend that air planes in the night sky are like shooting stars...? I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now... *bows, palm to fist* *smirks wryly* don't worry. if I wanted to kill you, you'd already be dead. are you ready?

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you sit in the chair facing me in the psychiatrist office. I hold up an illustrated scale of Jeff Goldblum in The Fly at various stages of the transformation. "Now at which point and why would you decide he is no longer fuckable?" I adjust my glasses which obviously have no lenses in them.