born 2 meow

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

"he's not gonna fuck you bro" He will.he will if i post good

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

last man standing