born 2 meow

getting banned over a glitched report that was never actually filed, only to be unbanned out of nowhere 3 months later and then immediately banned again within a matter of hours, is honestly the most pjackk thing to ever happen to someone on this site

Bon giorno it is 10 am for the beutiful fashionistas of italia right now perfect time for a brunch with handsome loved onws

pjackk its 2 in the morning on a friday the fashionistas are asleep and/or drunk

Can i just have a win for the first time in my entire life

learning pjackk has been revived while actively graduating

HE DIED?

mutualing someone who just followed you is kind of like baby trapping them

letd go eat parts of that guys car

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

you're not allowed to give regular compliments anymore instead you must say some bullshit like "stands in the corner catatonically blair witch style" and hope it conveys the proper emotion. because of woke

You can lie when you name things