Prof. Feelyne, PhD. in Meow

escape rooms would mean more to me if they actually tied you to chairs or released some sort of creature. like what’s the point otherwise. where’s the incentive. how is it fun

“you get frightened far too easily” i’m actually part horse on my mother’s side

i love you physical media i love you i love being able to both hold things in my hands and see them with my eyes i love photos i love records i love cassettes i love books i love writing stuff down i love youuuuuu

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

grits teeth. none of you are playing tuoys correctly. here, give me the princess doll. since apparently none of you can be trusted with her. i'm going to make her do something truly nauseating.

recently purchased a crossbody bag with side pockets and have since gotten really into resting my hand on top of my water bottle like its the pommel of a sword

*grandly* when you've been around as long as I have my boy you'll have seen a lot of newfangled cookware coatings come and go; ironically none of them stick

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

video games is for wasting 500 billion hours of your life into making fake number go up. Or down, depending