every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

id lie right to willy wonkas face. “did you drink fizzy lifting drinks” of course not. And then id hit him

This is why you won't inherit the factory.

i dont want the factory. I want to see fear in his eyes

Do they not realise that professional painter Vincent Van Gogh was actually quite good at different techniques he just liked to paint in that style?

at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback

Happy pride month everyone

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful