animal crossing is my everything

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me