Lake Michigan is my god if we’re being honest. Mother

jumped in lake michigan in my sports bra and boxers after squat day…ooh i needed that

every new detail that emerges about this taylor swift wedding is a beautiful nugget of the purest cringe for me to devour

wait i’m silly i forgot a whole part of espeon’s ears. i got too excited

i also think fireworks should be banned on account of Morri being terrified right now but idk there might be some argument for them i’m not aware of

curating packs of pokemon cards for my mom and niece to open for their birthdays with all pokemon they like in them i love gift giving so much

in general i think feminine presenting people (including me! working on it) need to be meaner. because men will try to “joke” with you like that but you are the butt of the joke and he’s banking on you feeling awkward and just smiling and laughing it off. be mean to that old fuck imo

this old man at the gym loves to come up to my squat rack and ask if he can take 45 lb plates off it because “i’m assuming you’re not using all of these” yeah most people don’t. and you can just take them. Not sure why you have to demoralize one of the only feminine lifters at the gym just because you’re insecure that you’re an old man. I know it made you cry to see me bench 179 just now but you don’t have to do all that dusty bitch

people say the Before Sunrise trilogy is like the pinnacle of romance because you get to watch the two most annoying hot people you’ll ever meet muse on the passage of time for 90 minutes but i kinda think it’s more romantic when Henry and I have been sitting in silence for half and hour and one of us makes a weird noise and the other one goes “Exactlyyy”