So we survived the night, what happens today?

"Try our ai-powered-" and I've stopped reading. You've instantly lost me. I don't trust anything that labels itself ai-powered. I'd rather deal with something that's squirrel-powered. Like Norm. I trust Norm. He won't try to sell my data.

"it depends" is the most useful and versatile phrase in the world, except when it isn't, because you know, it depends

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

why cant i read a book and watch a movie and play a game and clean all at the same time

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

don’t talk to me about allyship unless you are willing to propose marriage to your wife’s ex-husband’s boyfriend for him because said boyfriend is performing surgery in the middle of a hospital fire and the ex-husband needs to be written off the show because his actor didn’t get the covid vaccine.