The Time Machine In My Fridge

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

HOLY SHIT

hey don't cry. think about Blorbo struggling to get up, coughing up blood <3

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

“how do people read yaoi in public?” I literally write gay porn when I’m at work 😭

I imagine rocky puts grace's amnesia problems down as a "probably normal for humans, they forget stuff all the time" thing for a while and it doesn't set in until maybe a year into the erid trip that, no, losing straight up All of your memories for several months is just about as concerning and unusual for a human as it would be for an eridian. and his immediate reaction is twofold: 1. "you. you were that brain-unhealthy for the entire time we were working together and you just. barely ever mentioned it? Why. Question." 2. [sudden recollection of every time he got short of temper and said something bitchy like "lazy human not know how own ship function" or "how grace forget location of basic controls question"] [curls up on the floor in embarrassment] "should have said something so I not spend two months making fun of brain injuryyy"

do i actually like sport or do i just want to watch a grown man have a worse day than me

i mean can you even be considered a legend of your sport if you’ve never been involved in an homoerotic situationship with your rival?