darth nox

sith warrior companions got all the wacky character archetypes you got the Silly cutipie the Treacherous Eunuch the Dark Apprnetice the Cool Guy and of course the Ominous Beast

"um actually jedi master boogdo from the dagdar system defeated darth krisis in 47XYZ 🙄" this is how you sound when you get too into star wars lore

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

It's me and my oc x canon against the world

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever