🎉passed birth certification with flying colors🎉

@shittysawtraps

jigsaw apprentice here! this is actually a common misconception. the blades on the wheel actually cause you to be a better driver, because you’ll be more careful driving if you’re worried about hurting yourself. additionally, you’ll also learn a valuable moral lesson about that thing you did that one time. you know the one. happy driving!

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loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.