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@calyroco

You cannot convince me Delaware is a real place in modern times. As far as I'm concerned, it disappeared long ago. Fr*nch is a bullshit language, and I do not respect it. I really like reading fiction and looking at art. Sometimes I post panels from comics I'm reading. When I do,I put the name in the tags. I also do this when I'm posting about novels I'm reading or games I'm playing. I was certified as born on July 2nd. My native language is English and I know some Spanish but keep in mind it's my second language. Not a super raunchy blog, but I do dabble in reblogging less than family friendly content. I use VAYOR on posts to indicate there's lots of nudity or a very skimpy outfit.

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baby jimothy

#his proportions are so funny to me #built like a caricature of a racoon #lmao #animals

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thisiswhereikeepdcthings

This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week

lesser-flamingo

me the first time i saw this: oh sure that's fun ig

me seeing it again now: fuuuuuuuuck yes the axolotl is back

#video #music #awww <3

healing wish

drew chika instead of doomscrolling

Memory of Sasha

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Italian novelist/artist, Dino Buzzati (1906-1972).

Thinking of that random 3yr old who had a pocket full of pseudolegendary dragons in B2W2...

#they follow her because she is pure of heart #and also a vicious trainer in battle #and that's why they're level 59 #pokemon

elderscrollsconceptart

"my ancestors are smiling at me imperial. can you say the same?"

>executioner thinks back to all his beloved executioner ancestors whose lineage stretches back hundreds of years

"yes 🥹🥰"

hyper beam

#yes! obliterate the opposition!#pokemon

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Scoliosis is all done~

I'll be popping them into their frames and starting on the next duo

#lmao #gorgeous work op #pokemon

#lmao #people love getting rid of words to talk faster #i am sometimes one of those people #go grandpa

Arby’s is actually so goated yall just suck

childlikesaiyan

OH MY GOD THAT EXPLAINS YOUR POSTING!

YOU EAT ARBY'S!

I thought it was something undiagnosed

pushingpesticides

It COULD ☝️ be both

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

He eat a nemon

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Bonies

This is Citrus Refresh, Gentle Float and Sand Shimmer belonging to @PebbLeeTeaa

punkitt-is-here

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

punkitt-is-here

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

punkitt-is-here

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

punkitt-is-here

it IS thursday. cunts, just a little longer. we must get it on.

punkitt-is-here

it IS friday. we cunts must persevere when we are so close to the finish line. it's time to get it on

#today's the day

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