Unfriendly neighbourhood lupin bean

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

I like your popcorn

@lupinusbean

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

oobh i got plany off bobbin thread

goodbye straight people

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

I love how One Piece Live Action takes these ridiculous designs and then makes them live in the world. Like everyone has blue and green hair in ridiculous styles but then it looks all salt-blasted and frazzled. Their clothes are in bright cartoon colors but they're dirty and sweaty and torn. The buildings have these elaborate whimsical flourishes but they're scuffed and worn and the paint is peeling in the sun.

tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.