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The Batfamily’s Annual Adventures in Capture the Flag Ultimate Extreme
Hello! This post outlines the real-life and in-universe rules for writing stories for the game "Capture the Flag Ultimate Extreme" written for the Batfamily.
(This post is currently in beta)
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getting overtaken as a pedestrian: people are seriously so caught up with themselves they can’t get somewhere 30 seconds later
overtaking people: come on girls it’s not a statue garden
(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
can we focus on the gnome for a second
wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat
these are the people i have to share a highway with
they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary
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just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling
@justcakethanks
is this a thing? has anyone done this yet?
just witnessed something devastating
guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.
Rocky practice doodles!!! My favorite alien
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Left is MY FIC, right is the ACTUAL BOOK QUOTE IT WAS INSPIRED BY
(Mask context: masquerade ball / cinderella au)
It has been doing numbers EVERYWHERE and I only found out from this lovely person who commented on Ao3:
So yeah I guess if anyone wants to read an 8 year old Song of Achilles fanfic written in a fever dream after watching Into The Woods, be my guest
I shit you not, one of my friends got engaged and used this for their caption yesterday 😭😭😭
Should I tell her 🤭
NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO
That is a new level of containment breach
[transcript:
Okay, guys, I think I have a new one: tell me about a time that you or somebody you know- like you know this story personally- tell me about a time that you or somebody you know, either separately or together or neither of you, were actually involved or not- like think- and it could be an instance too. So tell me about a time- time or an instance or even a place that you and this person that you know- you know this person, so this isn’t a random person- tell me about a time or- or a place or an instance that you or this person, either separately or together (could be either one, maybe none of you, honestly) were involved in this, but- or- or not involved like- but tell me about a time that you or this other person or none of you or all of you- or an instance or a place or a thing- could be a thing too- tell me about a time that you- [laughs]
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One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey
hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)
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Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?
