Shadow Wizard Casting Spells

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

actually creators can be wrong about their characters sometimes. for example sometimes a creator thinks their character has blue eyes

World Heritage Post

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard