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has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

anyone want to be my devout knight? you have to be kinda weird and pathetic about it

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

I have GOT to stop spending $30