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once i am perfect in every conceivable way i will be happy i can feel it

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

by Talos this can't be happening

they should invent a searching for jobs that doesn't open a miles-deep pit of despair and rage within me that gets deeper and wider with every scroll because it's all shit that is impossible for me to do because I am not a real human like other people

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

Professors are always like "make sure the scope of your project is narrow so that completion is feasible" ok well what if I want to know everything

non-practicing slut. is this anythign

i am not a whore but i believe in their beliefs

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

imagine being able to listen to carry on my wayward son, objectively a fucking banger of a song, without inflicting psychic damage on yourself 

I wish everybody was anxious enough to be as spacially aware in the grocery store as me

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities