The Universe Doesn't Owe You Shit.

childhood emotion of wanting a dragon that is your friend so bad that it feels like there is a vacuum in your soul that only a dragon who is your friend can fill

childhood emotion of waking up from a dream where you can fly and experiencing an ache in your soul bc you have had a taste of the impossible and know your mortal body traps you on the earth and feel like you’ve lost something

THIS IS SO CUTE

why would you censor the ops name

women would flock to him otherwise

we need 2 normalize characters who dgaf about romance

sorry im literally so tired of everyone being shipped with someone can a guy not just chill

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

This is me all day everyday

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

me at a museum- (gazing at a random item of mundane life) what was the name of the person who made you? what songs did they sing? what jokes did they tell? what was their favorite food? did they ever marry their sweetheart? who remembered them when they died?

fetuses are freeloaders. im pro-abortion until we find a way to give them jobs. this is my opinion

“never meet your heroes” is about how you shouldn’t look at your favorite writers’ twitter accounts