Triangle Sally

In situations like this, I feel like it's extremely unlikely that the executive cares one way or another; he's just trying to "big dog" you; and if you push back, he'll big dog you all the harder.

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

you are right and you should say it.

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

The Democratic Party pivoted from "Independent political formations are unrealistic and will never get anywhere, we're the only game in town" to "The socialists are a major threat to us and we have to do everything we can to stop them" basically overnight. Like I knew it was coming but I didn't know it'd be that quick.