A Healthy Dash Of Obsession

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

beautiful women make me feel like. idk., a startled horse

hi ladies. sorry for giving a sprightly little kick in the air as i ran away earlier when you tried to approach me. I was just overwhelmed

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around