sols, survivors, martyrs

why don't you head down to the zoo and take agood long look at the kill yourself exhibit

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

what made u guys pick ur url's !

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world